“There’s nothing faster than the Mexican grapevine.”

“Well, you know, over half our office is African American.” (in a knowing whisper, talking about all the Obama stickers up in her office)

“She enjoys fisting.” (an instructor misspoke – she was supposed to say “fishing” and NO ONE caught on except me and the San Franciscan sitting next to me!)

I’m sure I’ll have LOTS more before this is over!