“Just when you get all excited about deporting someone, there are waivers.” (Ah, yes, the overwhelming excitement of deportation) “We told them how the cow ate the cabbage.” “And then he did it with a pig.” (?!?!?!?!) “I heard Ann Coulter say that single parenthood causes pedophilia and that made me think.” (Oh, don’t ever [...]

“You can’t fit a round hole in a square peg.” “The next application you approve could lead to a future president.” (well, except for that whole natural born citizen requirement in the Constitution) “You can’t argue the law.” (Dammit, I just wasted a whole lotta money on law school!) And, as a bonus, some of [...]